Rules of the Circlejerk.

1. No left handers because of crossover. We want it to be a perfect circlejerk, no turning around as looking at another guys ass is just fkn gay.

2. PLEASE close your eyes, no eye contact.. that also is very gay.

3. No spitting on each other under any circumstances.. Please aim for the floor or the mouth.. Hitting someone on the chest or leg is a huge display of homosexuality.

4. no homosexuals. (or ahi) <3

5. If it is possible to have no moaning. Moaning is a sign that you're 100% enjoying a man floggin ya off, and that's just fkn gay guys...

6. please keep your spare hand TO YOURSELF. do not place it on anyones back,shoulder or ass.. if you do you're just trying to cop more of a feel. have fun being a poof the rest of your life.

More rules added as time passes.