It's worse than cancer and aids...

If it wasn't enough to hammer you over the head with it every waking minute of every single day, having to live with someone with Chronic Lyme; then May is definitely the month you should pay extra special attention to all their wants and needs.

...Especially if those needs involve exorbitant and decadent amounts of excessive spending on luxury items from their wish lists. Listen, they don't have much time left to live, Chronic Lyme IS in fact, scientifically proven to be worse than cancer and aids, so you better give the sufferers what they want... or else... they might die? I dunno... seems a bit redundant honestly...