FIGHT A TURTLE! DIE A TURTLE!

The most manly men (turtles) in all of chivalry. We don't need your fancy weapons, no, all we need is a big tower shield on our backs and fists on our front. We can intimidate the enemy with chantings of war slogans such as "Help!" or "Retreat" or even "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF". We don't believe in running from a fight but that's probably because...turtles aren't fast enough to run...