Welcome to thine salvation by the Lord Chippy

For thine salvation, thou shalt follow thine commandments, as given by the Lord Chippy at Mt. Sawmill.
1.Chippy is the Lord thy God, and Neap is his prophet.
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Chippy.
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless tis of Chippy.
4. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Chippy thy God in vain, unless it serves Chippy's goodwill.
5. Remember the day of the birth of Chippy, to keep it holy.
6. Honour thy father and thy mother, unless it serves Chippy.
7. Thou shalt not kill, unless Chippy deigns it worthy.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless with Chippy.
9. Thou shalt not steal, unless given to Chippy.
10. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless it benefits the Lord Chippy.