We fight for the right to eat delicious pastries.

Rules:
1. Cake is God, and you must submit to the will of Cake.
2. When you die, as said in the second Cake Epic, you will go to Cake Heaven with 83 types of cake.
3. If you are a bad man, as said in the third transcript of the fourth Cake Epic, you will go to Cake Hell where you must eat infidel muffins.