The reason why men have beards is because when they eat, the remaining scrap will be in his beard in which he can save for later, when hes hungry again he can dip his beard in a bowl of water so he can have soup.

There is no scale, we don't grade beards. That's sick and perverse. Every man's facial hair is a gift to the world. Unless it's a chinstrap cause that ♥♥♥♥ is gay.

How high on the scale would I be if I only had a moustache?

EPIC QUEST OF THE BEARDED TYPE