We troll with purpose. We don't troll just ANY kid, only the annoying ones.

Hey guys and girls of the Kid ConTroll community, Bokaha here to give you a few quick trolling tips.


1) Go on any server, and say that the Wii is better than PC. This will ensure that all of the players will cry and fill your glasses with delicious, delicious tears.

2) Always Always ALWAYS make valid points, trolling is an art. If you wish to be a picasso at trolling, be intelligent. Sure, acting retarded is fun, but people will see right through the attempt.

3) Remember, little kids are easy targets. To troll them easily make fun of their obnoxious voices. Also tell them that they are smelly pirate hookers from the planet Smallrod.

4) The final basic trolling tip. Use advanced vocabulary to outwit your targets. It does not matter how you do it, just do it.

BONUS: Use some cool usernames like: Mikehuntssticks or UBER L33T QU!K SC0P3 N0SC0P3 PWN3R 9001.