I was born with thick grips

Welcome to Pardoboys! This is a group for fans of the smash hit text-based adventure computer video game, Speed-Dial Florida 2: Incorrect Digits! In this group, we have in-depth discussions about game story, level tactics, official announcements, and anything else pertaining to the game!


What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spin about me, you little Russian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Miami Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian Mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in the entire Miami Police force. You are nothing to me but just another spinning dog. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with baiting the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with shooting me through that glass halfway across the map? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I was born with thick skin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across the state of Miami and your movement pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip, maggot. Prepare for the one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, thug. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk, golf clubs, baseball bats, knives, and whatever else is lying around and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the level, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, because I was born with thick skin you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spinning idiot. I will spray bullets all over the place, and you will drown in your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

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