Hi dudes, Flippy here. Being totally frank, we have one of the most ♥♥♥♥ hot teams in the tourney and if we don't make it to at least the semi-finals I'd be surprised.

However, this is no reason for complacency! I will be back on Monday, and we will be practicing together on empty pubs and such.

We have a massively offensive line-up with only one major defensive player, and that's me - though of course heavies are pretty good at defense too, Random and Judge Z.

We also have flexibility, especially in terms of AfroJ and Cosby, both of whom I know play killer soldiers and scouts, meaning we can mix up nicely.

Dieter, I'm less familiar with your class of choice, although something is telling me demoman. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Subedii, I'm afraid you might be mostly on medic duty. I specifically chose you because I know you heal well. I'm sure you won't let me down. Buddha, I know you play a pretty mean scout but you also have medical qualifications, and you may be called upon to heal. I think you can also engy?

Back to what I was saying - we're an offensive lot, and I expect we will be playing offensively, using scouts to sweep, harrass and clear, and following up with a randomengy-shaped punch supported by soldiers and me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with my peashooter.

However, strats will present themselves... presently.

Gentlemen. I look forward to playing with you. May we kick righteous arse.