Mine and you shall prosper

That's right! YOU can help US deal with newbs and griefers! for FREE. It's like working for nothing! Well, you do get sweet abilities and powers, AND you will have the ability to treat strangers on the internet like crap with your artifical sense of superiority. If all of this sounds too good, go somewhere else, I only want people who feel entitled to this kind of special treatment. Those people, message me and we'll talk about your no doubt shining reputation.