The New Scapegoat for the Modern World

Ever have one of those days, where you realize the magnitude of all those problems affecting your life and just feel down and out? Sure, you can blame yourself for most of those things, but that would require you to CHANGE YOURSELF! Change? Yourself? Ha! How can anyone in this, bumbling, busy, metropolitan society of ours even have the time to even THINK about such an idea? Besides, change is for Obama and his army of sociallist, handout-taking, brainwashed TERRORISTS!

But you're a smart person. You've read your bible. You tear one out of the grubby little hands of a choir boy and thump it right in front of you! You turn back to those pages brimming with factual science to find yourself land exactly at Leviticus 16:8! And you point with a fury, at one particular word amiss all that other text: Scapegoat.

Yes, scapegoats, historys tried and proven way to advance a society foward by blaming a person or a group of people for all of their downfalls. Hell, it worked for the ancient Greeks, why can't it work for you?

Unfortunately, when Hitler brought the trend back by blaming minorities in 1939, it met with such great success that when anyone else who tried afterwards was considered a poser. One cannot perform a simple ethnic cleansing of a minority group today without it being considered a "taboo."

"Alas, Alex, then who are we to blame?" said the sad little choir boy next to me, realizing I've been talking aloud all this time. I stared into the young boys eyes, glimmering with despair. I could not let down such a beautiful, sexy creation. I had to come up with something, and come up with something I did!

Introducing: Blame the Bronies
Joining this group, you accept to blame bronies for all of your misdeeds and misfortunes, even if they are not in the slightest related. Because who else better to blame?

TL;DR Its a joke, join my group