I tell stories about how the world was made!

Every Friday, Samson Parallax (The Stain) tells stories about the universe. The Stain was a time traveling "Sex Wizard" on a journey through the dark ages, the renaissance, and even the grid filled 90's! On the Team Fortress 2 server (IP Address: 66.150.164.59:27015) Mike Honchos Cantina, Samson will unravel the mysteries of time and space through sexy space jams, and somewhat clunky dance parties with medieval knights. He will tell three stories every friday, and will post an event if the universe needs him elsewhere. Come and indulge in some historical truths with the great and powerful Stain!