Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure (=

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
-Homer Simpson"
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
- Kaiser Wilhelm-
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-Ernest Hemingway-
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Frank Sinatra-
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin-
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato-
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa-
"For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King."
-William Shakespeare-
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin-
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger-