Greetings, the CBD are a group for individuals who have a similar care-free and lethargic way of life.

The rules and ideals of the CBD:

1. Keep socialization to a minimum as it will only distract you from improving your gaming skills.

2. Never talk to girls; they will try to take you away from games.

3. Make sure you drink plenty of caffeine, you need to be constantly alert to frag noobs. A daily dose of 10 red bulls is recommended.

4. Have no more than two bathroom breaks a day. Time spent pooping is time spent not gaming. If however you need to use the bathroom more than twice a day it is recommended that you invest in an adult diaper.