A clan of pros having bad ping.

With the All Ping gone, we cannot return life to our CS server. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world of mismatched schedules and diverging interests. We live among our former teammates now, scattered in different games, hiding in plain sight, but occasionally checking in on each other's Discord statuses, waiting, procrastinating.

I have witnessed their capacity for AFK moments, and though we are gaming genres apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Pingimus Prime (vecna), leader of the now scattered Ping Issues Clan, and I send this message to any surviving clan members scattered across various virtual realms. We are here, sort of. We are waiting, on respawn timers and patch updates.

The Autobots may be hiding among the stars, but we are lost in the vast expanse of gaming preferences. Our clan is now officially rekt, as one battles in Fortnite with kids, another vanishes into the gaming abyss, one embarks on the marriage quest, another indulges in a perpetual state of inebriation, one wrestles with PC demons, and the last is forever occupied with the grind of the real-life job raid. May our pings rest in peace, and may our memories be respawned in the hall of nostalgia.