Keep your pimp hand strong

This clan exists for one reason and one reason only... tax fraud. You don't have to be great to join this clan, just entertaining. Entertain one of us, and you're in.

Here are the rules:
-No socks with sandles
-No Mormons
-No Wayne Brady fans
-No Wayne Brady
-No children
-No hardcore dancing unless supervised by a superior
-No mullets
-No sunglasses at night
-NO SHOOTING PROPANE TANKS! I TELL YOU WHAT!
-Must refer to yourself as "A Pimp Named ___" IRL (not really, but it will get you bonus points)
-If you cause an issue in game you must state "It's my first day" even if it is not
-Silly hats are permitted but no backwards baseball caps
-No we will not write you a letter of recommendation
-Put the toilet seat down after using it
-If you are practicing satanic worship or witchcraft you MUST wear a helmet
-No leopard print pants, unless the rest of your outfit is also leopard print
-Never hit a man with glasses... hit him with your fist
-Don't pee in the pool
-If you are Vegan you must never mention it to anybody




BREAKING ANY OF THE RULES RESULTS IN A PADDLIN