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When you have Cable you get bored.
When you get bored you buy a PC.
When you buy a PC you get Steam.
When you get Steam you get Portal 2.
When you get Portal 2 you become obsessed with Portal 2.
When you become obsessed with Portal 2 you create Aperture Science Inc.
And when you create Aperture Science Inc you die in an R&D experiment.
Dont die in an R&D experiment.
Get rid of Cable, & upgrade to DirecTV.