"A friend of the human race"

Hey you! Yes you there! Have you heard of the end of time? No? Jesus! Well then, go sign up on our forums and I would be GLAD to fill you in on our little knowledge of, let's just say, the end of life as you know it!

It's very simple... just follow these handy steps and you'll be right on your way!

1. Go to our website! There's a link somewhere on this page, look for it.

2. Register on our forums! (Helpful Tip: Posting = Happiness for all!)

3. Become an awesome member of our awesome clan! Be sure to suck up to the owners for faster promotions!

4. Ask me when the world will end. I will give you a detailed and complete answer (if I'm not busy).

5. ???

6. Profit.

See? That wasn't so hard, was it? So what are you waiting for! As a wise man once said, "NO KITTY THIS IS MAH POT PIE! BAD KITTY!"

-- Mister Rapewich