We won't fall or will we?

Praise Johann Gadolin for he is our savior. Vaxholm is where we start until we conquer England, (the town in Sweden not the country) We will be considered psychos. Once we do we will be prophets. Down with Oxygen! Down with Carbon! Down with the Noble gases! Those prestigious mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't own us just because they have a better valence number! But we will soon assassinate Hydrogen... just wait....