Your Friendly Neighborhood Normie

Hi!, I'm your friendly neighborhood normie, my name is Bob Johnson. I saw you come out of your house for the 1st time since you moved in. While I was walking my dog, and asked you where you were going. You told me you were going to an "otaku convention", and when I first heard you I thought you said "Taco Convention" and laughed. You took offense to this and and shuffled awkwardly away and almost tripped on your shoelace. You walked to the bus stop to get a ride, despite the fact that you're 25, but that's because you didn't get your drivers liscense yet.

I invite you to my Spring Grill Out every year and you never show up, and you usually say you're working, despite the fact that you have no job. But you insist you are doing a research project. Well, you do that research project kiddo! I hope the best for ya!

Now enough about you, i'll tell you about me, I work in a cubicle making 59,000 dollars a year with my wife who works as a business manager, making around the same amount of income. We have 2 kids, a boy and a girl, both the same age. My hobbies are, watching CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News, watching the latest most popular TV show on Netflix, and playing football with the kids and helping them with their homework. My hobbies also include making corny clean jokes.

Who am I you may ask? Well, i'm just your friendly Neighborhood Normie!