Wub! You know... I wub, you wub, he, she, me wub? Wub, wubbing. Wubology? The study of wub?

I was only nine years old, I loved JA€KL£R so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I prayed to JA€KL£R every night before bed thanking him for the life I have been given. "JA€KL£R is love" I say, "JA€KL£R is life." Papa Pootis Bird hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to AD0!F JA€KL£R. I called him a ♥♥♥♥. He slaps me and spawn camps me with donator powers. I'm crying 'DONATOR ABUSE' now and my face hurts. I stand in the far corner of spawn, it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me... I feel something touch me... It's JA€KL£R! I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my server." He grabs me with his powerful nazi hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for JA€KL£R. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for JA€KL£R. I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please JA€KL£R. He roars a mighty wub as he fills my butt with his white superiority. Papa Pootis Bird walks closer.
JA€KL£R looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all JA€KL£R now."
JA€KL£R leaves through a portal. JA€KL£R is love. JA€KL£R is life.