Give us vodka, we do mission.

Our Origins:

We used to be a group of elite Russian Operatives that Captain Winters had sent to take on a special mission, but he didn't have enough vodka so we went rogue and became the Payday gang.

And ever since that day, we have stealthed our missions with RPGs and miniguns, we blew up our own teammates just because we lost the race in Car Shop, we rubbed our crotches against Mr. Sturr's face.

That, my friends, is the beauty of the C.W.R.U.