Finland Doesn't Exist

The construct "Finland" is said to allow Japan to fish in the Baltic Sea between Sweden and Russia without restriction from competition, catch limits, environmental regulations, or other concerns. In return, Russia gets a percentage of the catch. The catch is transported across Russia to eastern Russia (the real reason the Trans-Siberian Railway was completed, the satire assert) then shipped to Japan under the guise of Nokia products. This is said to be why Nokia is the largest "Finnish" company and why Japan the largest importer of Nokia products despite the fact that very few Japanese people own Nokia phones.