Do you hate Soldiers? Me too.

We hate Soldier from TF2 because of the actual good players. I swear to god, if they don't jump out of the casual servers because of their amazingly good skill, I might flip.
Every single time a Soldier dominates me in Tf2, I cry a little. That's an accomplishment.

So yeah, you're good at the game? Go suck eggs, man. We don't like you.
Especially YOU soldier.

Okay but seriously, this is satire, don't get pressed. If you're amazing at Soldier, I'm proud of you. Keep rockin it.