Welcome To The Chruch Of Wild Animal Racing

This isn't a cult no no it's just a church we swear to Paul. Our religion is called Warism it has been around since March 7th 2016 as that was when Wild Animal Racing was created. We worship the Almighty Paul Bird and the other animals such as Hugo The Hippo, Ginger The Giraffe, Ronaldo The Rhino, Zirconda The Zebra, Egbert the Elephant and Linda The Lioness. If you have chosen to convert yourself to Warism you will have no regrets, but you will have to give up one thing, your virginity. Hahaha no we're not joking you have to sell your virginity to Paul and play W.A.R or any of his other magnificent games, he will give you anything but you must obey him and do what he says whether it's sexual favors or just doing his chores for him. Anyways enjoy our group and also no talking down to wild animal racing in this group or anywhere if you're a Warist.

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Death is near folks get ready

2020 年 10 月 18 日 - 76561198367217529 | 2 条留言

I think it's time to let you all know this isn't just a steam group, it's a hitlist.

As soon as you joined this group, your personal details were saved to an external .txt file - meaning there's no use to attempt escaping your fate by quickly leaving the group, we already know who you are.

When the time is right, I will send my best men to gouge your eyes out for being obnoxious ♥♥♥♥♥. Scream, and they will take your voice, too.

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The First 30 Commandments Of Warism

2020 年 8 月 5 日 - 76561198367217529 | 0 条留言

I - Thou shalt have no other gods before Paul Bird.
II - Thou shalt not worship any objects other than Hugo's Fat ass
III - Thou shalt not use Paul's name in vain.
IV - Worship Paul on Sundays.
V - Do everything Paul says no matter how inhumane or sexual it is
VI - Thou shalt not kill, unless it involves people talking trash about W.A.R
VII - Thou shalt not commit acts of adultery unless it is with Hugo.
VIII - Thou shalt not steal copies of W.A.R
IX - Thou shalt not lie to any members of the Church of Wild Animal Racing.
X - Thou shalt not be jealous of another's point count in game
XI - Thou shalt watch every movie in W.A.R everyday.
XII - Thou shalt also pray to Paul while watching those movies
XIII - Thou shalt stroke Gingers long neck as you bang her as it is her fetish
XIV - Thou shalt only have sexual fantasies about Paul
XV - Worship the animal gods on Tuesdays
XVI - Play W.A.R everyday except for Sundays and Tuesdays as you will be worshiping the gods on those days
XVII - Thou Shalt not talk down to Paul
XVIII - Thou Shalt not talk trash about Wild Animal Racing
XIX - Thou Shalt not talk trash about Alien Insanity
XX - Thou Shalt not talk trash about Wild Animal Sports Day
XXI - Thou Shalt not talk trash about The Amazing Shrinking Giraffe.
XXII - Thou Shalt not talk down to the animal gods
XXIII - Thou shalt believe Wild Animal Racing Jesus was the messiah
XXIV - Thou shalt pray 5 times a day to Paul and 2 times a day to the animal gods
XXV - Hunt weebs and furfags for Paul
XXVI - Thou shalt not leave a person who talks down to W.A.R or Paul alive
XXVII - Thou must be a sacrifice for Paul
XXVIII - Thou shalt not purchase or take anime related products for sexual related purposes
XXIX - Thou shalt not do sexual favors for the characters in Alien Insanity
XXX - Thou must only watch Wild Animal Racing pornography.