Think Like A Freeman

Before you make a choice in life think what Would gordon Freeman do!

step 1: Look blankly into the face of the situation

step 2: don't speak.

step 3: hit it with a crowbar.

step 4: Put alot more bullets than needed to kill something into your gun.

step 5: shoot at the problem

step 6: imagine alyx vance naked.

These six rules that gordon freeman lives by will take you to many new heights in life! (maybe not step 6 unless your reasonably perverted)