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We all know the boring and non-important failed campaigns of the "great" emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. But there is one battle that still stands the test of time. Unlike the rest it was actually important and not forgotten through time, which is usless information's worst enemy. I will explain not only the pre-battle but also the humiliation defeat that Napoleon (the worst general every to step onto the battle feild since Gaius Julius Caeser. The battle of Watterloo.

After Napoleons failed campaigns he was sent to exile by the Allied Forces of Europe (and asia), which was the English, Austrians, Prussians, and Russians (which are asian not europeon dumb-♥♥♥♥♥!). Exiled to a small island just 7 miles off the coast of Italie. A mistake since even the stupidest dullest of men Napoleom Bonaparte was able to escape with full use of his 40 IQ. After not shooting a single shot he took back control of France, after the resign of the new king, just 11 months after his exile. The Allied Forces of Europe reunited once more to ensure his demise...

Napoleon Bonaparte's army allied with two equaly stupid generals began their attack againts the rival british inteligent, handsome and un-rivialed in skill the Duke of Wellington and some genral of a large prussian mass.

Napoleons stupid plan was to devide the two armys and then get sandwiches
in a hot orgy of French, Prussian, and English armys. On june 16th 1815 the fate of one stupid emperor would lie on an army of 20 000 fighting an army nearly twice the size, see what I mean what stupid idiot would leave france a country of 20 million men prolly with like 500 000 men ready to fight and brings them to England hasn't he played Napoleon total war I mean you lose it's one of the historic battles IDIOT! GOD!.. Never the less Napoleon has beatten the odds before but I mean wit an IQ as low as his, pulling up his pants or not missing the toillet is beating the odds so that's not saying much. One of the French incompetant generals waited to long to attack and the english went into square formations. All of Napoleons calvary died during the assault of the squares. I guess that it is hip to be a square. Napoleon without the info that his first general dies continues with his attack on the prussians. It is unclear as to why but the strong and brave prussian line decides to go home and give Napoeon a chance at winning knowing that the english alone could stop a baboon like fool such as Napoleon. June 18th 1815 Napoleon now with the information of the English being still strong. Napoleon sees an army on the horizon which he believes is French reinforcements but no, it was the Prussians. See apon returning home to Prussia and tell the king as to why they had left Waterloo. The king demanded the return on june 18th giving the army a small rest. For you see the king was a poor sport not only did he have to win a battle he had to obliterate the competion kind of like the Vancouver Canucks in the nhl, or the Republic of Ireland in soccer teams that not only are good but also poor sports. Napoleon was surrounded by Prussans and English. Napoleon was defeated. The worst general with his 7 leafed clover for all oof his luckyness and good fortune were both destroyed. The clover demed to powerful and cast into the fires of mt. Doom from lord of the rings. And Napoleon was not killed but mearly give a shine objet which was enough to entertain him untill he died of old age.

This was the battle of Watterloo described to a tee. Written by: Imperator of #WDAB. Edted by: No one I all ready know its perfect.

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