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One day, Merry and Jesoph were strollin down through the hood when all of the sudden that ♥♥♥♥♥'s water broke. "JESPOPH," She exclaimed, "MAH WATER BROKE!"



So Jesoph brought her to Bro-lusalem on an ass so that little sucker could be squeezed out from between those immaculate legs. All of the Hotel-6's and Marriots were full, so they just took over some guy's barn.


Later that night, Merry gave birth to a BEAUTIFUL baby, and Jesoph said, "I will name him JEBUS!" But God brought down his hand and pimp slapped that bro across the face and was all like "HELL NAW! You gonna name that baby WABA!"

And we were born. HAPPY WABADAYS