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I was 🚶 strolling 🚶 around my city's ⬇️ south ⬇️ side. 😧🚫 Dangerous 🚫😧 as it was, they had a 👌😩 killer 😩👌 🍦 ice cream 🍦 place right where the downtown ended and the ghetto began. Suddenly, I ↩️ round ↩️ the corner and see a 👱‍♀️girl 👱‍♀️ about my age laying face down in a pile of old, 🤢 dirty 🤢 🛌 mattresses. 🛌 A box of condoms was sitting next to her ⬅️ left, ⬅️ and a jar full of 💰 money 💰 to the right. A prostitute at this age was 😔 tragic, 😔 but you wouldn't ❓ believe ❓ how much 💵 cash 💵 you could make if you were ✨ pretty ✨ enough. And, oh, wow, this girl... even from the back she was the most beautiful 💁 woman 💁 I had ever 👀 seen. 👀

I tossed in a few 💲 bucks 💲 and 🍆🤤 unzipped 🤤🍆 my 👖 fly. 👖 Mind you, the only 👉👌 action 👌👈 I had ever 😳 witnessed 😳 before was just some crusty magazines in the 🗑 garbage, 🗑 so a real live 👱‍♀️ girl 👱‍♀️ in the flesh was overwhelming. I fumble with my 🍆💪 ♥♥♥♥ 💪🍆 for a few seconds, and sloppily 🙌 slide 🙌 it into her 🍒 ♥♥♥♥. 🍒

And that's when I 😏 saw 😏 them: her 👀 eyes. 👀 One socket was completely 🕳 empty, 🕳 the other filled with a 🤢 pulsing 🤢 blanket of maggots. Her 👄 teeth 👄 were yellow and rotting, one of her canines hanging on by a single thread. What looked like a 👃 nose 👃 was bent in and 🔥 smashed, 🔥 just a smear of blood in the middle of a once 💯 perfect 💯 face.

😖😤 But that only made me harder. 😤😖 I pull my 🍆 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 out of her ♥♥♥♥-hole and carefully extract a small, squirming 🐛 maggot 🐛 from my urethra. 😫 So 😫 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥 hot. 🔥

I slam my engorged 🍆 ♥♥♥♥-stick 🍆 into the maggot-swarmed 👁 eye 👁 socket. All of the little 🐞🐜 critters 🐜🐞 crawling around the end of my 🐷 porkchop 🐷 made me 😩💦 lose it 💦😩almost right then and 😍 there. 😍 I must've been 👏 thrusting 👏 too hard, since on the second 🕓 minute 🕓 of this 🙏✨ beautiful ✨🙏 consummation, her 💀 skull 💀 cracked open like a raw 🥚 egg, 🥚 exposing the damp, rotting 🍯 brains 🍯 inside. I ⚠️ couldn't ⚠️ hold it in any longer: I dump a 🌋 gargantuan 🌋 load of my 🍼💦 thick cream 💦🍼 deep inside her head. 💦 My semen 💦 oozes out from behind her ears.

🚗 Toyota. 🚗 Oh, what a feeling!