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XANTIUM
CLEARLY THE BEST FRAGGER ON THE WHOLE TEAM, HITS 87 BHOP ZECO ONE DEAG SCOUT CLUTCHES FROM ACROSS THE MAP EVERY ROUND. HAS NEVER ONCE CHEATED IN A VIDEO GAME. VAC BAN ON MAIN ACCOUNT IS NOT RELATED. WILL HAPPILY SAY GOODBYE TO ANYONE WHO DECIDES TO LEAVE EARLY!

FACIAL HAIR THE CAT
NEVER SEEN WITHOUT AN AWP IN THEIR HAND AND NEVER HEARD NOT SCREAMING "DROP AVP PLES", YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THIS DUDE WILL QUICKSCOPE NOSCOPE CLUTCH EPIC 360 ZECO OWNAGE YOU FOLD FROM TRIPLE, ALL WHILST INSPECTING HIS VERY EXPENSIVE INVENTORY.

MEGUMIN
DAVID "MEGUMIN" DAVIDSON (HE IS A GIRL BTW) WILL TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE AS HE ENDS YOUR LIFE AT MID ON EITHER 2ND ROUND WITH A FORCE NOVA BUY OR OTHER ROUNDS WITH DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUN SPRAYDOWNS YOU WILL NEVER SEE COMING. GET FRAGGED BY A GIRL LOSER!

BH0265
ALWAYS HAVING HIS TEAMMATES BACK, THIS VERY RICH CANDY APPLE SKIN COLLECTOR WILL OWN YOU AT 30 FPS, WITH YOU NOT BEING ABLE TO HIT HIM BACK AS HIS LAG IS VERY VISIBLE. DID YOU JUST GET KILLED BY SOMEONE PLAYING ON A LAPTOP? CREATOR OF WORLD FAMOUS MAP "STEREOTYPICAL".

MIZZIRI
CAPTAIN AMERICA WILL FRAG YOU AT 150 PING WITH INSANE HEADSHOTS AND CRAZY FLICKS, WITH YOU BEING EMBARRASSED THAT YOU SAW HIM A THIRD OF A SECOND BEFORE HE SAW YOU, YET HE STILL KILLED YOU. ALSO REFUSES TO STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUMPING DOWN B STAIRS TAKING MINOR FALL DAMAGE.

AMW
LEADER OF PIELORDZ, THIS EX-GLOBAL ELITE (SUPREME MASTER FIRST CLASS), NOW SILVER GANG, WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESTROY YOU FIFTH ROUND WHEN HE BUYS A SCAR-20. GOOD LUCK KILLING HIM WHEN YOU LITERALLY JUST FEED RUNNING ONE AT A TIME A RAMP!

HAS NO ACTUAL USERNAME
CONSTANTLY MUTED "FOR BEING ANNOYING" AND BLAMED FOR CAUSING ANY LOSS DUE TO NOT TAKING THE GAME SERIOUSLY AS IF IT WAS A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION. LAST SEEN QUOTING LAWRENCE ALBERT CONNOR VIDEOS WITH A SMG. JUST WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIS BUDDIES, SO WHAT?