Lunchtime is Golden

We have been inactive for a few months due to complications; as you may or may not have heard, both RED and BLU team's bosses were found murdered together in Mexico, that means we're all out of a job. Since then we have been busying ourselves day and night finding a solution, and we've finally returned with a whole paper bag full of good news!

If you are still unemployed and are looking for more mercenary work, get in touch with Saxton Hale of Mann Co - after the incident he suddenly started hiring huge numbers of mercs to defend every Mann Co building that exists. The initial pay is better than both Redmond or Blutarch ever offered, and he is much less strict about our lunch hours.

I have been working hard the past week or so having meetings with the heads of Mann Co that follow Mr. Hale and they have agreed to sign a contract that adds 15 minutes onto every mercenary's daily lunch break allowance!

But there's a catch; we need to bring them a petiton with no less than twenty-five signatures. I've already forged all your signatures onto the petition, no need to thank me, but we still don't have enough names.

Ask your comrades to join us and post their approval here so I can sign them up. The one who brings me the most signatures will win player of the week and a special mention, and a scrap.
After we get this petition sorted, We can focus on getting a grant from the public, which means bigger and better prizes for future competitions.

For the good of malnourished mercs all over the world, spread the word;
Lunchtime is Golden.