Under Milk We Stand

What started as a small shop on the Crit/Gravity TF2 Server I Just Crit Myself :| with one lone hero, a man far too into anime to pull out, equipped with his Man Versus Machine loadout taking his love for milk to a level some would call insane. We are proud. Proud to be heroes for those who don't have milk. We are The Milkman Mafia.
But first off, I don't want to kill any milk fun, but there are gonna be some rules.
All Milk based groups must have rules.
Rule # 1: Having a Mad Mlk in Team Fortress 2, while not required, will prove how much you care for our medium in art.
Rule # 2: All who have the Milkman hat in TF2 are known to be in my high council for milkmen.
Rule # 3: While milk is able to be cruel, we must try our best to ask, "What would our gods Gabe Newell, Milkman Magoo, and Reggie Fibblebibble think if I did this?"
Rule # 4: Being offensive and rude, while allowed, is not encouraged. Seriously. Keep the douchebaggery to a minimum.