History of "U Guys Sucks Gaming"

Our day of Dota had been long, full of hard fought games. The cancerous matches of Dota 2 weighed heavily upon the four poor souls who shared a Skype call, "One more game!" they kept saying to themselves. The 'Accept' button was clicked, though they all wanted to click decline to end the pain. Chosen to defend the Radiant, no one was ready, mentally or physically for what awaited them.

They were all fools. They should have stopped when they had the chance.

On the Dire sat one man. Years of having his Peruvian father touch his puckered starfish influanced his hero pick. Mirana was never one of his stronger heroes, but the satisfying feeling of landing a lucky arrow and calling it skill was second to none...Whenever he landed one that is, "Go bane" he said to his teamates, knowing that arrows would be impossible to land if the enemy wasn't standing still. Lucky for him, his teamate listened.

Dispair was in the air as the Radiant faced Nightmare+arrow, Nightmare+arrow, team wipe after team wipe. They wished for the game to end, but no end was in sight. The game was over at 10 minutes in the eyes of everyone but the Mirana, he needed to prove himself, he needed to prove to his father that he was more then a butt. But to prove that he needed to land an arrow without the help of Bane...

AND NOW WAS HIS CHANCE

He saw the enemy Witch Doctor with the jungle ward Bane placed. There WD stood, he hadn't moved in the past 30 seconds.

Arrow casted, through the air it flew, it found its target. A shout of joy flew from the Peruvains mouth "i golpeó!!" He shouted 10 times over. But it wasn't enough. He needed more, he had to show his father he is a man now. He knew what he had to do.

The Peruvian arrow landing master shift+enter "U guys sucks" he wrote. Boner raging as his finger hit the Enter key.

This is how a Peruvian becomes a man.