United Anti-Social Republics of Onion

The Soviet Onion was a vast geo-political entity that ruled the Earth from 19:18 until 19:89. The Onion was established by the leader of the Communards Party, John Lenin following an argument that he had had with an over-zealous passport official. Lenin, who was fond of vegetables, but particularly the onion, disposed with the Russian Royal Family by tricking them into believing that their Great Uncle Alf in Hartlepool had fallen ill with a severe case of nits. While they were out of the country visiting their uncle, Lenin made his move and took over the country, getting rid of all of the generals in the process. Next, along with his deputy Joseph Starling, Lenin set about persuading other nations to join his powerful new creation. Plenty of volunteer states applied including, Stanistan, U-Crane, Botslavia, Namibia, Skaro, Paris and The Welsh Congo but some others had to be 'persuaded' to join by the offering of copious amounts of luncheon vouchers and a free can of Tizer. Once all of the member states were officially declared to be joined, they all signed a binding agreement commonly known as The Coleslaw Pact, which decreed that all salad accompaniments produced in the nations included in the pact had to include onion of a least one kind, and preferably two.

~Onion Officials~

Supreme Onion: Uncle Joe
Vice President: Sushia the Dark Renamon
Minister of Onions:
Minister of War:
Minister of Navy:
Minister of Agriculture:
Minister of Defence:
Minister of Industrialization:
Minister of Nuclear Weapons:

~Info on Soviet Onion~

Capital: Moscoleslaw
Official Languages: Onion,Russian,and Newspeak
Currency: Rubble
Religion: Onionic Methodist Church

Motto: "Onion is the Greatest"

Anthem: "Horst Wessel Onioned"