Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we met the Loch Ness Monster?

Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water.It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty." I said, "I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loch Ness Monster! Get your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money!"