Breaking news: We do not exist!

This group does not exist. Why are you reading this? You are obviously having a hallucination. You should get that checked out, it might be something bad. Or it could be the chinese food you ate the other day, but who can tell... I sure can't, because I don't exist. Have you forgotten this? Yes, you must have, because you are reading something that is not here. Go on, play with your friends. Or not. That's probably why you are here. Looking for friends. Sorry to tell you, I do not exist. You are reading nothing. You seem to be intent on wasting your time imagining things. Perhaps YOU ARE INSANE? It could be that you were not raised correctly, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Unless you stop imagining me, you will be carted off to a mental home. You have made your choice. The nice men in the white shirts have pulled up in their van. You should go look out the window. They are knocking at the door. They are carrying you away now. It is for the best. Goodbye.