Brians before Brains

"What is #Brian? If you have to ask you are one antifragile step behind the paradigm shift. It is an cash guzzling conglomerate organisation run by hungry avant-garde wantrepreneurs at the bleeding edge of modularity, upcycling into Generation X with real membership fees and unreal products. Recently, our focuses include sensorizing our core datafication allowing us to improve our Pick and Shovel approach to our hyperlocal Wheelhouse. No questions you know our in vivo information superhighway is part of our eDNA portfolio." [sic]

"I think in many ways we are a lot like the Hitler youth" - RaymondoQuintos on #Brian.

From each according to his Brian, to each according to his Brian, or something like that.

Sponsored by IKeA, Ceramic Tile WareHouse, Johnson and Johnson, The Gift of Food and Burger King: King of Burger.


$10.00 Package: Our tips and tricks manual. 1-on-1 hands on teaching session. Jukes and Spooks Package

5.99 Package: Our tips and tricks manual. 1-on-1 hands on teaching session.

£8.88 gets you a rare once in a lifetime chance to get your hands on our very own Briannic Cheese, distilled in your backyard

€16.61 for a batch of our unique Cookie Sauce made in secret style with a method passed down the aeons

£17.99 Deluxe Bargain Package: Our tips and tricks manual. 1-on-1 hands on teaching session. Juan Cornetto signed by our esteamed British pro pals (including once in a life time Duncan Hyde signature in comic sans)

130 Briannic Credits buys you the services of our Proprietary Money Making Algorithm (PMMC for short) which literally makes you money. (Patent Pending)

87.50 Package: 1 game where we play for you. Our tips and tricks manual. One yo-yo.

7 Billion Yen (cash money): A trip around our headquarters or free if you find the orange ticket! Now with more signatures and calcium! Free!

5 MeV gets you 8.0108865*10^-13 J

3 Bob gets you a self-fulfilling prophecy

Inquire within about our "Baby's First Credit" briannic credit starter pack.

To query about our premium packages email our premium email address at
alistair.grant1@gmail.com

Now chef approved.

http://excellent.mezgr.de/Brian

Funding Stretch Goals:
Tree Fiddy: #Brian Lounge Stream

Our raisin detre came in one of those key "come to Jesus moments" every company eyeballs. Our core key family values amplify the core key need to keep ahead in this amplified curve herding cats market.

Brian Values (Listed Alphabetically):
Cultural Diversity
Excellence Through Adversity
Value for Money
Comradery
Bob Doleing Out Justicey
Aut Cuisiney
Top keky
Firm Buttocks (never forgettie)
Mom's Spaghetti
Grape Sodaey
Sick Playsie
Couscous Miscreancy
Value the value of values pertaining to family
Energy,Nimblimity,Synergy, Buzzy!
Value added Valuesie
Come to Jesus Momenty!
Animal Spirity

Those who did not make it:
Zlosnika
Dziernik
Sujka24
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klemens
poczontkujonca
zosia1113
niepoprawna
Hej

Duncan[imgur.com]
Cheese[en.wikipedia.org]
Obama