All Aboard! All Aboard!

Hello, good sir and/or madame. I see you have boarded the Tsukaro Express.

And might I say, it's a wonderful decision you've made. You see, this train has dedicated itself to arriving at it's destination in the slowest amount of time possible, so as to allow you to enjoy all that we can offer you.

Now please, your cabin is by the pool in the cinema, enjoy your stay.