Beggars can't be choosers.

Roxanne™: There's something awfully strange about the Aperture map on Killing Floor, though...
The Void Killing Demon.: why?
Roxanne™: There's an achievement for getting to GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
The Void Killing Demon.: ._.
Roxanne™: However, getting to the core, you have to get past an incredibly heavily-armored door.
The Void Killing Demon.: wow
Roxanne™: And the more I started damaging and breaking it down, my game started lagging more and more, and my gun would stop firing and my knife wouldnt swing
Roxanne™: I couldn't throw grenades either!
The Void Killing Demon.: wow
Roxanne™: And in a Half-Life 2 reference...
The Void Killing Demon.: uh huh
Roxanne™: "That door leads to Aperture... We don't go there anymore."
The Void Killing Demon.: wow. lol
Roxanne™: Even stranger, however, is that if I moved away from the door, I could fire and swing my weapons again. The lag remained, however.
The Void Killing Demon.: wow
Roxanne™: And all around the door is Portal-type grafitti--- "SHE'LL KILL YOU", "DON'T OPEN THE DOOR", "SHE'LL KILL YOU ALL", etc. etc.
The Void Killing Demon.: cool
Roxanne™: how the ♥♥♥♥ is it cool .-.
The Void Killing Demon.: portal ref
Roxanne™: I'm afraid to even look at my 360 copy of The Orange Box now
The Void Killing Demon.: that's why
Roxanne™: Because I know as soon as I look at the Portal logo on that cover
Roxanne™: I'm going to remember Killing Floor
The Void Killing Demon.: lol
Roxanne™: and that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door
Roxanne™: is going to haunt my nightmares
Roxanne™: forever
Roxanne™: until i die
Roxanne™: and even past then
Roxanne™: itll still haunt me
The Void Killing Demon.: lol
Roxanne™: It's going to haunt me into my next life
The Void Killing Demon.: oh
Roxanne™: And then Ill be some six-year-old kid that wakes up screaming in the middle of the night about locked doors and zombies and my gun being loaded but not firing
Roxanne™: and then Im gonna start seeing a therapist
The Void Killing Demon.: XD
Roxanne™: and then Im going to die in an orphanage explosion
Roxanne™: AND THEN ITLL STILL FOLLOW ME
The Void Killing Demon.: oh wow
Roxanne™: okay i cannot take this any farther, my laughs are gonna wake up my roommates xD
The Void Killing Demon.: LOL