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Everyone please take a moment to bow your heads and pray to our lord and saviour, Darth Jar Jar Binks.

In a turn of recent events, it has come to my attention that once again a bounty has been placed on our young Boldship for crimes so unspeakable that I will not say. I would like everyone to know that despite Boldship's disgraceful ways, we must continue to support and love our little boy. As authorities continue their search for the malicious Boldship, we must do everything within our power to conceal his ware bouts. I have received some insider info disclosed to me by an undercover operative stating that dear Boldship has fled under the guise of a specialized pole dancer named BoldCACTUS.

It seems that these days he may be making a living as a cam girl on a website called "Twitch". The reports include a few leaked images of Boldcactus posing in extravagant full-coverage makeup supposedly to hide his identity. Though our advanced Jedi technology have scanned the images and confirmed these claims, I still want everyone to be on their guard. Make no attempt to contact this "BoldCactus". Not because of the foul and dangerous boy they could be, but because we must not draw the authorities to any particular suspect before we are able to get to the bottom of this.

As the nobly appointed strategist aboard the fleet, I rule that we do not advance until given the official signal! I will research the reports further, and if I find them to be truthful, I shall sound the alarm at dawn. Everyone will get into formation and ready the assault. No matter what, we will take back our boy BoldShip dead or alive!

Let's be truthful here, we have all committed our fair share of atrocities. We all have had our mugs plastered upon the bounty boards across the galaxy. We all KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE COULD MAKE TURNING BOLDSHIP IN AND BOY DO WE DESERVE A BRAND NEW BOWLING ALLEY ON THE SHIP!

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