How shall i keep from eternal damnation?

Raptor Jesus's answer "Only those with the most juicy and succulent livers shall be saved."

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2011 年 8 月 8 日 - SulfurousChain | 2 条留言

“He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex”
~ Cretaceous 3:27

“Beware the VelociRapture and the second coming of Raptor Jesus...”
~ Crazy Religious Drunk

“The Corinthians' third letter to Raptor Jesus came back slashed and stained with blood.”
~ The DiploPope

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Kittydoughnut 2012 年 5 月 7 日上午 12:46

Does my liver HAVE to be eaten? Cats only have one :\

Willody 2011 年 8 月 16 日上午 7:32

The Mighty Raptor Jesus has given us life so he may devour our livers for the sake of survival, it would be an honor to have your liver eaten out by Raptor Jesus