Welcome to Cobra, The last bastion of American evil!

Greetings peasants it is I, Cobra Commander! You have (by virtue of clicking the join button) agreed to become part of the illustrious and infamous COBRA COMAND! (By also clicking join you’ve agreed to be my unwitting experiment subjects should the need arise.) Regardless of who recruited you here are the rules:

1) ALL GLORY TO ME, THE UNDEFEATABLE COBRA COMMANDER!
2) Shoot all Joes on sight!
3) No, you cannot take off the masks, they are important.
4) I WILL FLAY ALL DESERTERS!
5) Do not make fun of Destro.
6) Do not touch any red buttons.
7) Do not install any red buttons.
8) The weather dominator is NOT for personal use, the thermostat works perfectly fine.
9) Do not touch the thermostat.
10) Target practice is MANDATORY.
11) I WILL ADD ADDITIONAL RULES WITHOUT NOTICE AS NEEDED.

We are a non-discriminatory employer, all races are welcome as long as the hate filthy Joes. Collateral damage is not only acceptable, it is encouraged!