A mighty kingdom in the year 3048.

I am King of the Breakfast Court, the year is 3048, and humans have been extinct and the Breakfast Court has invented computers that can connect to internet in the past, we did this so we could have some form of entertainment, for humans are fun to play with, and they think we are telling a fictional story, when it is actually true that we are breakfast food items that can talk. We can talk because after the war of 2075, there was another human war, and the radiation added onto the other radiation already there. So it started mutating things, like food items. Our main enemy is the Dinner Court, Lunch Court is neutral with both Courts. Snack tribes barely dot the surface of Earth. We first loved being eaten, but then us, including other food items started wanting to have a meaning for life other than death. So we rose up against the humans. We invented miniature guns based on theirs. And they were much more powerful than they thought. So eventually food items extinct the human race.