Who dares awpose us?!

We are now officially awpen for business. Get your awps and lets go shawping.

Wan ta be MLG liek us? 2 bad, ur not 420 nuff 4 us. We'll rekt u skrub, quickscope you be4 you can ♥♥♥ my mama. Oh baby, run fast liek sanic becuz we'll ♥♥♥ u up hard.

Ring ring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Who's calling your phone? Destiny. Destiny tells you to get your fat ass up and answer the door. You do it, when you open the door you see me. I'm pointing a loaded p2000 at your head. "Ride hard, die hard." I pull the trigger. When you fall over limp I bend down and gently whisper into your ear. "Sike." When you don't get up and laugh I stare into the horizon and say "♥♥♥♥." I then ignore my mistake and walk off into the sunset like a badass. The badass my father said I could never be.

Ring ring mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night and you see a wallet on the ground. You look at that wallet. It tempts you. What do you do? You pick that wallet up because money, ♥♥♥♥♥. You open that wallet and you're showered in cash as the dollars fall into your filthy hands. You look down, proud, but wait? what's that behind you. Opportunity comes a'knocking. You hear the cold steel pressed to your neck. Sweat dripping from your pores you hear, "♥♥♥♥ or Glock." You turn to face the man. You hold his sight and squint in the dark shadows of the alley. You say, "Knock." You knock him to his knees. The words slip out of your mouth like a ship sailing off into the sunset, "Decision time," as you kick the gun away from his broken hand.

Today's the day, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You kick your legs out of bed so hard you swear your knee caps hit the ceiling. Wild eyed, with overcast skies. You don't care. You're on that grind. Bust down the front door, no time for that ♥♥♥♥. Carl waves to you from two houses down, but you're busy. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Carl. You're on a mission. Bust through the gym doors like what up I got a big ♥♥♥♥ and you're ready. That treadmills calling your name. Down on all fours, galloping to the gains.

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