A Troller Group

Heya guys its me Mr. spy and i have been thinking for an while that i could make an player Mod or Officer by following this steps.
How to get Mod!
1. U must have at least 5 stange Items
2. U must be member of this group in 5 days
3. U must be friend to the Owner
How to get Admin!
1. U must have at least 10 strange items
2. u must be member of this group in 2 Weeks
3. U must be trusted
4. u have to make 3-5 pepole rage or getting mad if ur trolling them (more ragging/mad pepole u make, u have more chance from getting accepted
5. U must be Good!
6. U must be Active at least 2 times evry week (ask owner if u wanna expand it with reason)
(Last) 7. U need to be mod before Asking to get admin!

Good luck with trying to get Admin or mod! thanks for reading feel free to ask questions if u think anything of this is not possible to read.
-Mr. spy