Professional Habbo Hotel clan.

Let me tell you some things you pieces of absolute ♥♥♥♥.

We're handsome as ♥♥♥♥ and we all have babyfaces that allows us to pull easy teen ♥♥♥♥♥. You should see some of the tight little bodies we've ♥♥♥♥♥♥. We all have over 7 inches of ♥♥♥♥ and not a single girl we've ever banged has failed to text/call us for a bootycall late at night. We embrace any challenge we get from someone who tries to throw ♥♥♥♥ at our faces and intimidate us with their height and muscle, because that's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow us to either: 1) quickly take you to the ground where we will stomp your fat face or 2) out-last you with endurance because your ♥♥♥♥♥♥, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. We make $250K a year as mid-level engineering managers at McDonalds (We're all 17-20, by the way, they will most likely promote us to upper management men within the next couple of years). We ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of us. We've scored a t otal of 366 goals throughout our high school varsity soccer career. We made the varsity football team in our freshman year as starting runningback, but soccer and football were the same season so we couldn't dominate both sports.

Sports we would destroy you at:

Soccer
Football
eSports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
And of course a whole ton of other sports.