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When Im sat in the passenger seat of my wives car, I often lean across and toot the horn at fit birds we pass in the street. KeepingheronhertoesLAD

LADs holiday in Amsterdam. One of my mates vows that no matter how much money he has on the last day, he'll spend it on prostitutes. Turns out on the last day he has enough for 3 so he pays for them. Goes back to the hotel room and has one sat on his ♥♥♥♥, the other on his face and then has no idea what to do with the third. So has her jumping up and down on the other bed cheering his name and clapping. MotivatedLAD

Had an exam today. Found some girl ive been eyeing up all term and clocked her seat number. On the way out, found her name on the seating plan. Now Im gonna go home and have a gander at her facebook pics. Good Detective Work, SherLAD Holmes

Held the shop door open for a solid 8/10 and received a cheeky wink for my efforts. Good LAD.