can you spare some time for our lord and saviour SCOUT

1:1- Let him who is without AWP cast the first Scout shot as it only does 70 DMG.

1:2- To Shoot before Scoping — That is folly and shame.

1:3- And I say my Scouts power is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect against the weak.

1:4- I consider that our present sufferings are worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed to us.

1:5- Know the plans I have for you, plans for you to prosper and not to harm you but plans to give you hope and a future.

1:6- Thou preparest a map before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my rifle with oil; my barrel runneth over in ammo. Surely goodness and aim shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the SCOUT forever.

1:7- Those who trust in the SCOUT will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will aim and not grow hesitant, they will fire and not be abandoned.

1:8- A new command I give you: Scout one another. As I have Scouted you, so you must Scout one another.

1:9- And the SCOUT said to me, trust in the holy flick, and the holy flick will deliver to you.

1:10- If you believe in the power of the SCOUT may it's power always follow you.

1:11- The SCOUT forgives all forms of killing as long as the final shot is fired from a scouts holy barrel.