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To all employees/indentured servants,

Thank you for your cooperation and persistent effort in the fight against our most recent threat, Pizza Hut. I am proud to announce the utter annihalation of this thorn in our (profits') backsides that would have never come to fruition without your help.

As a token of graditude and appreciaton from our management team, a sacrificial slice of our very finest twenty-inch five-cheese stuffed crust stone-baked supreme pizza from downtown, presented in a hand-crafted maplewood shadowbox from our finest carpenters, will be delivered to each of our managers. For the viewing pleasure of our employees, each sacred slice of pizza in its shadowbox will be on display on each manager's front door, secured with and only with certified pizza pattern duct tape. If one brave employee dares to lay a finger on such a pizza presentation, a small fine will be deducted from the employee's next paycheck.

Again, thank you all for your dedication and passion for The Pizza Stallion. We sincerely hope that this level of a reward satisfies the deep desire to demonstrate passionate appreciation for pizza.

- Tony Lamboney