Welcome to the Atlantic Ocean.

Hello! We are a group of people dedicated to changing the name of the Atlantic Ocean. What kind of name is "Atlantic Ocean" anyway? We figure, that it would be much better as "That Ol' Creek Down By Yonder."

Canadians call it water. Americans call it "that place to the right of our east coast." The Brits call it "the pond." Everybody else calls it "The Atlantic."

I say, to Davy Jones' Locker with that crap. "That Ol' Creek Down By Yonder." is a much better name, and rolls off the tongue in a pretty sweet way.


Invite your friends! Together we can practice our eliteness by preaching the word of TOCDBYism!